Can you decorate your throne room? Can you give your leader green hair? Exactly. I was pretty much sold on it already when I realised it was a thing, because who wouldn’t want to control their own kingdom? And no, games like Civilization or Crusader Kings never provided what I wanted, before you start in the comments. Who ever thought there would be a point in our lives when Turk from Scrubs would be in your face to encourage you to buy a Sims game? I never did, but at the time it certainly helped make the case to buy The Sims Medieval. One a day, every day, perhaps for all time. Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives.